Leprechaun: In the Hood begins with Mack Daddy O'Nassas (Ice-T) finding the Leprechaun (Warwick Davis) and stealing his magic flute. Although the Leprechaun is temporarily able to break free from the spell he's under, Mack Daddy imprisons him again. 20 years later, Mack Daddy, thanks to the flute, has become a hit record producer. Wannabe L.A. rappers Postmaster P. (A.T. Montgomery), Stray Bullet (Rashaan Nall) and Butch (Red Grant), try to get a deal through Mack Daddy, but he turns them down. Wanting to get back at Mack Daddy, the three break into his office and steal the flute, but also unwittingly set the Leprechaun free. Do I really need to explain more?
So, there's really only one fitting way to describe this... Ahem...
Come one, come all, boys and girls
Gather round the silver screen
As we watch Warwick Davis, yes, good ole Willow
Fight and struggle for relevancy
We've now reached film five, believe it, it's true
For God's sakes, view at your own peril
For I think by now they've finally found
The very bottom of that scraped barrel
The best performance from this D-list cast
By far is the rapper Ice-T
Misconstrue my words, you might
'Tis perspective not compliment, you see
'Tis shit dialogue, the scares don't scare
The jokes, how flat they do fall
But wait, it gets better, Coolio arrives
For apparently no reason at all
There's plot holes and trannies, zombie girls, a blind granny
An Irish midget that loves his "bomb" reefer
By the time you see Leprechaun rapping at the end
You might think you're as high as the writer
Acting so wooden, effects so damn cheesy
And tone so back and forth uneven
But like Lep gives a damn, he's the "Real OG"
Getting checks from Harry Potter 1-7
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